I saw an ad today for help for people with dissociative identity disorder (or multiple personality disorder). It said,
"If you have multiple personality disorder, you are not alone."
I saw a billboard at the side of the road a few days ago that said:
"If you lived here, you just missed your exit."
(Not as good as the, "if you lived in your car. . .")
None of the statements in this post is true.